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Cable access talk show host, Stuart Smalley, is mad as hell, doggone it, at Senator-elect ..read more

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Here’s the deal: A man doesn’t need a personality if he can stand sideways towards a camera, or toward a crowd, or toward his plumber, and fold his arms .... more

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Claw
Hi, I am that girl who poses for pictures while holding up my middle finger.  This is done for the simple reason that I am a rebel…more

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    "What goes up must come down, and what goes down will cost you fifty bucks from a crack whore."

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    Sigourney Weaver Called on to Attack Mother of Fourteen Kids

    Walking Dead Sigourney Weaver once strapped on a flame-thrower and descended on a long elevator ride to wage holy war with a slimy, acid-spewing monster queen amid her seething nest of human killing machines. She ended up blasting egg, fetus and toddler demon into a broiling soup of neutralized evil, while shoving big mama ...read more
    Guess the Verbose Song Lyric

    "Hail the arrival of the antiquated one with the ruler-like expanse surmounting his dome/ He further makes his way in a hipster, yet unhurried gait."

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    A glorified clerk who takes your money and then gives it to an unemployed person in need of a mortgage who will eventually default on the loan.

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    Tom Hanson Jumps to Death off 21 Jump Street
    DeppYesterday, life came full circle for Tom Hanson when he launched himself from the roof of 21 Jump Street, the building at which he used to work as a grown man impersonating a pretty teenage boy, the type of job description that he usually avoided talking about whenever throwing back beers ... read more
         

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    Alex Rodriguez has rocked the sports world with his revelations that during the years 2001 to 2003 he stood against a wall as a whaler shot twelve-foot harpoons loaded with anabolic steroids into his chest cavity.Now there is talk that Joe Torre, former manager of the Yankees and now the skipper of the Dodgers, was on the juice, too... more
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    Mary Hart Joins U.S. Postal Service
    Shockwaves rippled through Tinsel Town after Entertainment Tonight reported that hostess, Mary Hart, will be leaving the show to join the U.S. Postal Service as a mail carrier. The story may not be all that cataclysmic.....read more