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Gumby photo Misquotes

"Sun, fun and let's hope I don't get too bendy."	"Don't worry, kids. There's no hole back there."	"That's right, J-Man, you save the souls of humans, and I'll save the souls of wierd looking rubber toys with an ambiguous sexual identity."

Elephant Photo Misquotes

"You'd think they'd build a stall, too, right?"	"Wow! Will you marry me?"	"Kid, I said pick my nose, not scratch out my eye."

Nixon Photo Misquotes

"I am not a crook -- I just need to do more cardio."	"You know, Elvis, I'm a bit of a recording artist myself."	"Chairman Mao, it is true what they say about Asian men?"

Gandhi Photo Caption Misquotes

"Yo Ranjeet, my main man!"	"What we are protesting is men wearing clothes at international summits."	"Please, Vishnu, let the Bears cover the spread against the Packers."

Russian Revolution Photo Caption Misquotes

"I don't believe they were out of French Vanilla."	"Why do you think they call him the Headless Horseman?"	"The gravitational force of my mustache only makes me stronger."