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Gumby photo Misquotes

     
Gumby on beach
Gumby and Pokey
Gumby and Jesus
"Sun, fun and let's hope I don't get too bendy."
"Don't worry, kids. There's no hole back there."
"That's right, J-Man, you save the souls of humans, and I'll save the souls of wierd looking rubber toys with an ambiguous sexual identity."



Elephant Photo Misquotes

     
Elephant on toilet
Elephant on side
Elephant with kid
"You'd think they'd build a stall, too, right?"
"Wow! Will you marry me?"
"Kid, I said pick my nose, not scratch out my eye."

 

Nixon Photo Misquotes

     
Elvis
Nixon - Elvis
Nixon - Mau
"I am not a crook -- I just need to do more cardio."
"You know, Elvis, I'm a bit of a recording artist myself."
"Chairman Mao, it is true what they say about Asian men?"


 

Gandhi Photo Caption Misquotes

     
Gandhi
Gandhi
Gandhi
"Yo Ranjeet, my main man!"
"What we are protesting is men wearing clothes at international summits."
"Please, Vishnu, let the Bears cover the spread against the Packers."


Russian Revolution Photo Caption Misquotes

     
Town square
Two guys
Stalin
"I don't believe they were out of French Vanilla."
"Why do you think they call him the Headless Horseman?"
"The gravitational force of my mustache only makes me stronger."

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